Cant, Won't, Shouldn't Listers

Insomniac Lolita had this blog entry and it was cute, so I am sharing it with you

all the novelista barista that you really want to know :)

I can't...

• cook for shit.
  
• Lie very well
  
• parallel park to the left AT ALL.
  
• stop changing my facebook profile picture!
  

I can...

• make you laugh when you are upset.
  
• be a great friend --regardless of how much you suck ;)
  
• write and sing PRETTY well... except you'll never hear or see
  
• See myself getting something published VERY SOON... wishful thinking, I know.
  

I won't...

• Hurt you intentionally
  
• ever EVER sing karaoke unless i am WASTED
  
• stop blogging, ever.
  
• Hate you, no matter what happens.
  

I will...

• Get a new job
  
• Open my goddamn mouth and say how I feel.
  
• Get a dog, three of them ,,, especially a husky, pitbull and boxer, and black lab.. okay 4
  
• learn how to design websites and make a lot of money
  

I shouldn't...

• facebook every minute of the day!
  
• talk about stuff and not do it.... although I usually end up doing it... even if it takes a while.
  
• hate on people so much
  
• be so hard on myself
  

I should...

• Love myself more
  
• Try the signature cocktail in every new restaurant / bar/ club I visit
• Fix my abnormal sleeping pattern
• Explore and experiment more styles for my music

dirty smelly secrets.

I saw a post that was a cute idea, In So Many Words wrote about and I have some of my own, that are admit-table ....

i only smoke on Saturdays.... except during vacation and some drinking nights...

i am a dork. ... under it all, i am a big freakin loser!

i blog at work.

i fall into holes and can't get myself out without causing chaos.

i like someone i'm not supposed to (...esp. the sham wow guy, i KNOW he sucks haha...).

i am holding out on somethings I want to write about because I haven't delt with them yet.

i change my facebook profile picture WAY too many times.

i facebook way too much

i could live on chips & salsa every day.

i love my blackberry --i thought i was so cool when i got it :)

i have serious road rage.

i double dip and don't give a crap that i am!

i get teary when watching Animals Cops sometimes.

i am a sucker for crazy romantic scenes in random lots.

i love too much.

I hate. hate. hate. winter and being grown up

I secretly wish sometimes that I was in college again.

i am a push over for scruffy, hotness.

I wore men's boxers to work one time and pretended they were shorts. i got yelled at.

i will get married on a beach with white sandals

i have definitely driven to NYC at 4AM to find a hot dog stand.

I have made friends with a cop while being lost in Pennsylvania and we took pictures in his car and with handcuffs on!

i am silly. i like to laugh and make jokes and smile and flirt. Don't hate ;)

i LOVE to abbreviate words that make absolutely no sense.. as well as breaking out in Spanish randomly and thinking I know what I'm saying.

im sure there are more.... that I can't think of!

I am Passionate.

Yesterday I read a post by In so many words and I was inspired to use her idea and post it here as well and I encourage you to do the same! http://mj-manywords.blogspot.com/

I wanted to do the get to know me more thing anyway so I thought this was a great idea in itself so I am passing along the idea.

I am passionate about traveling the world; learning and discovering new things all the time; animals and helping them; writing and expressing myself; my friends, my lover and my family -- they complete me; enjoying the weather when its beautiful; living my life to the fullest and try to be achieve goals and take opportunities when I can

Laughter and good times with the ones I love, lying on the beach in the sun and drinking pina coloda's, drinking great coffee, driving through the city in the morning before everyone wakes up, the smell of camp fires, and rainy day thunder/lightening love makin bring me great joy.

I help others by volunteering at the SPCA and I walk the dogs that live in cages 24/7. I am a better person from doing this, it makes me appreciate life and try to help the animals appreciate their live. I am studying to become a teacher so I can give back to the community and help others grow. I want to teach abroad in a third world country sometime soon so I can bring my knowledge to them and help them out.

I really hope to add to this list,,, it isn't as long as I want it to be!