Monday, June 22, 2009

Cant, Won't, Shouldn't Listers

Insomniac Lolita had this blog entry and it was cute, so I am sharing it with you

all the novelista barista that you really want to know :)

I can't...
  • cook for shit.
  • Lie very well
  • parallel park to the left AT ALL.
  • stop changing my facebook profile picture!
I can...
  • make you laugh when you are upset.
  • be a great friend --regardless of how much you suck ;)
  • write and sing PRETTY well... except you'll never hear or see
  • See myself getting something published VERY SOON... wishful thinking, I know.
I won't...
  • Hurt you intentionally
  • ever EVER sing karaoke unless i am WASTED
  • stop blogging, ever.
  • Hate you, no matter what happens.
I will...
  • Get a new job
  • Open my goddamn mouth and say how I feel.
  • Get a dog, three of them ,,, especially a husky, pitbull and boxer, and black lab.. okay 4
  • learn how to design websites and make a lot of money
I shouldn't...
  • facebook every minute of the day!
  • talk about stuff and not do it.... although I usually end up doing it... even if it takes a while.
  • hate on people so much
  • be so hard on myself
I should...
  • Love myself more
  • Try the signature cocktail in every new restaurant / bar/ club I visit
  • Fix my abnormal sleeping pattern
  • Explore and experiment more styles for my music



Iva said...

thats lovely!

Practically Perfect... said...

You know what? I don't think I can parallel park to the left, either! I don't think I've ever tried, but working it out in my brain just ended up with me crashing the car, so I hope that I never have to, ha ha!

Katie said...

Very good! I did this today too :D

You can design my website when you learn. Just remember I get a massive discount, because...well I said so.

KekeLynn said...

Don't feel bad.. I can't parallel park at all!!! haha

Shop Girl* said...

Man, everyone is doing these today..

...and I LOVE it. So cool!

Renee[Q][C] said...

This is fun. Which means I am totally stealing it!

Shyn said...

this is very cute. can i post something like this in my blog too? please say yes. :) i hope you won't mind. :) please

The Novelista Barista said...

sureee i totally borrowed this from lolita!

green ink said...

Ooh, I like the idea of trying the signature cocktail everywhere you go!!

I can also see you getting something published soon, as your writing is so vibrant and full of personality. Is there anything in the wings? Excitement.


The Novelista Barista said...

No! i totally dont even know where to make that happen!! IDEAS?!?!?!? Help!!!

Mrs. C said...

What a fun post! it would be cool to learn web design! Agreed!

GARF said...

Hey...u said u wont hate me no matter what happens and then u said u shuld stop hating on ppl...contradiction!!!
Nez....some were really cool like the mocktail and i found the website thngy cute :)

Andhari said...

Some facebook addiction, I got it BADDD too lol
And forget parallel parking I'm lucky enough not to bump other cars :P

The Novelista Barista said...

hhaha Garf this is TRUE!!..... i wasnt talking about the same people in it lol i shoulda made that more clear! hahhah toucheee!

Multifaceted said...

I loved this post! You are hilarious! And very honest, that's an awesome quality!


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